Granny Panties

They don't make little girls any sweeter than my Vegas. Just this morning as I was getting dressed after a shower, she said the sweetest thing. She said, "I like your BIG underwear, Mommy." Yeah, she's sweet.

Get Saved! or Satan Will Kill Your Cat

In honor of Halloween, I reach into my bag of crazy Pentacostal shit and give you...TRACTS.
(these are all found at chick.com, each one is linked to the full version)


Here's one recommended for the younger children who come to your door for candy

Oh, yes, those children are going to sacrifice her poor little kitty for a spell (on Halloween, of course) C'mon, people, someone had to put a stop to those satan-loving, ritualistic murderers code-named "first graders"


And here's a classic I actually remember from when I was young



Here's one about Islam, did you know that God doesn't love you until you are "born again"?
Oh, and this one is "redrawn for black readers"



But God doesn't only hate muslims...

When Jt and I couldn't remember what JCC stood for, he came up with "Jewish Central Command" NOT SO FUNNY ANYMORE!!


Catholicism's pact with the devil, REVEALED! This one's called "Death Cookie"

Here's Your F*cking X-Mas Card

These are hilarious! O Plus D makes me want to send out Christmas cards this year. They've got cards for all occasions.

18 People With My Name

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 18 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

And On A Lighter Note...

These may not have you "rotfl" or even "lol" but they're funny...
Try and guess what these mean and then find the answers HERE

win
htb
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They did leave out byh (translation in the comments!)

Don't Hate the Sinner...Hate His Innocent Victims?

"Those Amish people, everyone is sitting around talking about those poor little girls — blah, blah, blah — they brought the wrath upon themselves," Phelps-Roper said, adding that the Amish "don't serve God, they serve themselves."

The ugly face of hate-Rev. Phelps